Crap Joke Thread

[AC-T3]

What is Irish and sits outside in all weather conditions?
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Paddy O'Furniture

So a person wanted their partner killed & a person at the pub put them onto Arti whom also had a problem with his partner so he was sympathetic & charged $1.00.

He's gone & done the deed but was witnessed by another so he had to kill the witness.

Their was CCTV footage that saw the whole circumstance so the police were quick in arresting Arti.

Next day the newspaper headline read







"Arti chokes 2 for a dollar".

Hopeful of a Charlie Brown

Hey David, you forgot the tag line : Arti worked in a fruit shop.

[Oldman]

I heard it, originally, as,
“…..in Woolies today, aisle four, Artichokes two for a dollar….”

[Oldman]

Why is a giraffe's head so far away from its body ?
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It has a long neck......

[wirrah]

Why is a giraffe's head so far away from its body ?
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It has a long neck......

A combination of total dismay and disbelief!

   

[Oldman]

He he he he……..