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Crap Joke Thread
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19-11-2022, 09:16 AM
Greg
’71 Westfalia, Annie ’91 Caravelle GL, Lucy Слава Україні I didn’t expect an answer, because I spoke in Spaniel, which is understood only by spaniels. 
19-11-2022, 11:08 AM
72 Kombi Microbus
72 Kombi Van 72 Kombi DC Ute 76 Kombi SC Ute Denial is a sign of quilt ! 72
19-11-2022, 02:55 PM
72 Kombi Microbus
72 Kombi Van 72 Kombi DC Ute 76 Kombi SC Ute Denial is a sign of quilt ! 72
20-11-2022, 04:53 AM
72 Kombi Microbus
72 Kombi Van 72 Kombi DC Ute 76 Kombi SC Ute Denial is a sign of quilt ! 72
20-11-2022, 05:01 AM
72 Kombi Microbus
72 Kombi Van 72 Kombi DC Ute 76 Kombi SC Ute Denial is a sign of quilt ! 72
20-11-2022, 03:12 PM
I admit it took me a few seconds to get this but I got there in the end.
Greg
’71 Westfalia, Annie ’91 Caravelle GL, Lucy Слава Україні I didn’t expect an answer, because I spoke in Spaniel, which is understood only by spaniels. 
20-11-2022, 04:53 PM
(20-11-2022, 03:12 PM)wirrah Wrote: I admit it took me a few seconds to get this but I got there in the end. Nope - had to Google it
76 Bay Microbus - Woody
90 T3 Caravelle C Auto - Daisy
20-11-2022, 05:50 PM
Patient: Doctor, I can't stop singing Auld Lang Syne
Doctor: We'll have to send you to the Burns unit. (It's OK I didn't get it either - I'm only Scottish on my Mum's side) Disclaimer - was just on QI
Greg
’71 Westfalia, Annie ’91 Caravelle GL, Lucy Слава Україні I didn’t expect an answer, because I spoke in Spaniel, which is understood only by spaniels. 
21-11-2022, 01:54 PM
Far away in the tropical waters of the Coral Sea, two prawns were swimming around.
One called Justin and the other called Christian. The prawns were constantly being harassed and threatened by sharks that inhabited the area. Finally one day Justin said to Christian, ‘I’m fed up with being a prawn; I wish I was a shark, and then I wouldn’t have any worries about being eaten.’ A large mysterious cod appeared and said, ‘Your wish is granted’ Lo and behold, Justin turned into a shark. Horrified, Christian immediately swam away, afraid of being eaten by his old mate. Time passed (as it does) and Justin found life as a shark boring and lonely. All his old mates simply swam away whenever he came close to them. Justin began to realise that his new menacing appearance was the cause of his sad plight. While swimming alone one day he saw the mysterious cod again and he thought perhaps the mysterious fish could change him back into a prawn. He approached the cod and begged to be changed back, and, lo and behold, he found himself turned back into a prawn. With tears of joy in his tiny little eyes Justin swam back to his friends and bought them all a cocktail. (The punch line does not involve a prawn cocktail – it’s much worse). Looking around the gathering at the reef he realised he couldn’t see his old pal. ‘Where’s Christian?’ he asked. ‘He’s at home, still distraught that his best friend changed sides to the enemy and became a shark’, came the reply. Eager to put things right again and end the mutual pain and torture, he set off to Christian’s abode. As he opened the coral gate, memories came flooding back. He banged on the door and shouted, ‘It’s me, Justin, your old friend, come out and see me again.’ Christian replied, ‘No way man, you’ll eat me. You’re now a shark, the enemy, and I’ll not be tricked into being your dinner.’ Justin cried back ‘No, I’m not. That was the old me. . . . . . . . . . ‘I’ve found Cod. I’m a Prawn again Christian’ T1 Terry |
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