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Crap Joke Thread
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05-07-2022, 08:05 PM
Greg
’71 Westfalia, Annie ’91 Caravelle GL, Lucy Слава Україні I didn’t expect an answer, because I spoke in Spaniel, which is understood only by spaniels. 
05-07-2022, 09:31 PM
Greg
’71 Westfalia, Annie ’91 Caravelle GL, Lucy Слава Україні I didn’t expect an answer, because I spoke in Spaniel, which is understood only by spaniels.
06-07-2022, 06:41 PM
Greg
’71 Westfalia, Annie ’91 Caravelle GL, Lucy Слава Україні I didn’t expect an answer, because I spoke in Spaniel, which is understood only by spaniels.
love the road Runner
can't bring any of my stuff over so this is the best I can do 
07-07-2022, 03:29 PM
A drunk man who smelled like beer, sat down on a subway next to a priest.
The man's tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick, and a half-empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn coat pocket. He opened his newspaper and began reading. After a few minutes, the man turned to the priest and asked, 'Say Father, what causes arthritis? 'The priest replies, 'My son, it's caused by loose living, being with cheap wicked women, too much alcohol, contempt for your fellow man, sleeping around with prostitutes and lack of a bath.' The drunk muttered in response, 'Well, I'll be damned", then returned to his paper. The priest, thinking about the way he had spoken to the man, nudged him and apologised. 'I'm sorry. I didn't mean to come on so strong. How long have you had arthritis?' The drunk answered, 'I don't have it, Father. I was just reading here that the Pope does.'
You come from dust and you will return to dust.
That's why I don't dust. It could be someone I knew. Clicker training is method used by many dog trainers - for those who don't know 
Greg
’71 Westfalia, Annie ’91 Caravelle GL, Lucy Слава Україні I didn’t expect an answer, because I spoke in Spaniel, which is understood only by spaniels. |
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