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Crap Joke Thread
   
Greg

’71 Westfalia, Annie
’91 Caravelle GL, Lucy
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I didn’t expect an answer, because I spoke in Spaniel, which is understood only by spaniels.
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Greg

’71 Westfalia, Annie
’91 Caravelle GL, Lucy
Слава Україні
I didn’t expect an answer, because I spoke in Spaniel, which is understood only by spaniels.
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Greg

’71 Westfalia, Annie
’91 Caravelle GL, Lucy
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I didn’t expect an answer, because I spoke in Spaniel, which is understood only by spaniels.
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Fellow rings up his boss & says " I'm really hungover & I won't be in today!"

Boss replies with "That's okay but I find that if I have sex with my wife I get over the hangover quicker".

2 Hours later fellow rings up his boss & says " I'll be in in the next hour!

And you've got a really nice house!!!!"

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So a person wanted their partner killed & a person at the pub put them onto Arti whom also had a problem with his partner so he was sympathetic & charged $1.00.

He's gone & done the deed but was witnessed by another so he had to kill the witness.

Their was CCTV footage that saw the whole circumstance so the police were quick in arresting Arti.

Next day the newspaper headline read







"Arti chokes 2 for a dollar".

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(25-04-2024, 08:23 PM)DavidH Wrote: Hopeful of a Charlie Brown Big Grin

   
Greg

’71 Westfalia, Annie
’91 Caravelle GL, Lucy
Слава Україні
I didn’t expect an answer, because I spoke in Spaniel, which is understood only by spaniels.
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