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(09-01-2024, 02:21 PM)Oldman Wrote: Buddy of mine has become really lazy since he lost his job as a cricket umpire.....
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Now he won't even lift a finger.

Used to work with a character we called wicket-keeper  ,he used to put his gloves on and stand well back
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(09-01-2024, 02:21 PM)Oldman Wrote: Buddy of mine has become really lazy since he lost his job as a cricket umpire.....
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Now he won't even lift a finger.

   
Greg

’71 Westfalia, Annie
’91 Caravelle GL, Lucy
Слава Україні
I didn’t expect an answer, because I spoke in Spaniel, which is understood only by spaniels.
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Big Grin
Cheers,
Mark
It’s not oil, it’s sweat from all the horsepower !  

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                   & Herman  - the ‘71 White Low Light
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Not achieving your dreams?

Don't despair...

Even the shortest legs reach the ground!
Greg

’71 Westfalia, Annie
’91 Caravelle GL, Lucy
Слава Україні
I didn’t expect an answer, because I spoke in Spaniel, which is understood only by spaniels.
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Strategically, where did Napoleon place his armies during conflict ?
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In his sleevies.
Cheers,
Mark
It’s not oil, it’s sweat from all the horsepower !  

Pit crew for : The Tardis - a ‘76 Sopru Campmobile
                   & Herman  - the ‘71 White Low Light
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Whats the difference between mashed potatoes and pea soup?
Anyone can mash potatoes.............
Garth

Before you criticize someone try walking a mile in their shoes - that way when you do criticize them you're a mile away and you've got their shoes!
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(12-01-2024, 07:19 AM)Oldman Wrote: Strategically, where did Napoleon place his armies during conflict ?
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In his sleevies.

He doesn't even need to say it...

   
Greg

’71 Westfalia, Annie
’91 Caravelle GL, Lucy
Слава Україні
I didn’t expect an answer, because I spoke in Spaniel, which is understood only by spaniels.
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