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88 Blue T3 CL Caravelle
91 Blue T3 Single Cab
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I've just returned from a job interview.
I was asked if I could perform under pressure…..
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I said that I wasn't sure, however I could do a wicked "Bohemian Rhapsody".
Cheers,
Mark
It’s not oil, it’s sweat from all the horsepower !  

Pit crew for : The Tardis - a ‘76 Sopru Campmobile
                   & Herman  - the ‘71 White Low Light
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(04-01-2024, 08:19 AM)Oldman Wrote: I've just returned from a job interview.
I was asked if I could perform under pressure…..
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I said that I wasn't sure, however I could do a wicked "Bohemian Rhapsody".

   
Greg

’71 Westfalia, Annie
’91 Caravelle GL, Lucy
Слава Україні
I didn’t expect an answer, because I spoke in Spaniel, which is understood only by spaniels.
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Greg

’71 Westfalia, Annie
’91 Caravelle GL, Lucy
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I didn’t expect an answer, because I spoke in Spaniel, which is understood only by spaniels.
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Ha ha ha ha.....
NOW I feel as though 2024 is going to be a better year.
(Snoopy eye to eye with CB )
Big Grin
Cheers,
Mark
It’s not oil, it’s sweat from all the horsepower !  

Pit crew for : The Tardis - a ‘76 Sopru Campmobile
                   & Herman  - the ‘71 White Low Light
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88 Blue T3 CL Caravelle
91 Blue T3 Single Cab
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Ah...some of the forgotten skills. I've had a customer service assistant use a calculator to work out the change from $10 when I bought a $6 item. 
The bloke who taught me piloting skills said "never take your shoes off"! Which means stay in the binary of 10 Wink .
Does require a good basis in the 'times table'!
Cheers
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                                    Copilot - Lauren
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72 Kombi Microbus
72 Kombi Van
72 Kombi DC Ute
76 Kombi SC Ute

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Buddy of mine has become really lazy since he lost his job as a cricket umpire.....
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Now he won't even lift a finger.
Cheers,
Mark
It’s not oil, it’s sweat from all the horsepower !  

Pit crew for : The Tardis - a ‘76 Sopru Campmobile
                   & Herman  - the ‘71 White Low Light
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72 Kombi Microbus
72 Kombi Van
72 Kombi DC Ute
76 Kombi SC Ute

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