12-12-2023, 08:10 PM
88 Blue T3 CL Caravelle
91 Blue T3 Single Cab
91 Blue T3 Single Cab
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Crap Joke Thread
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13-12-2023, 12:40 PM
Did you hear about the drummer that recently had twin daughters....?
. . . . he named them, Anna 1, Anna 2
Cheers,
Mark It’s not oil, it’s sweat from all the horsepower ! Pit crew for : The Tardis - a ‘76 Sopru Campmobile & Herman - the ‘71 White Low Light 
19-12-2023, 05:03 PM
Greg
’71 Westfalia, Annie ’91 Caravelle GL, Lucy Слава Україні I didn’t expect an answer, because I spoke in Spaniel, which is understood only by spaniels. 
19-12-2023, 09:27 PM
A traveling sales rep arrives in a small country town, and sees a sign at the local fuel station, that reads “Free sex with every fill”.
So he pulls in, and fills up his car. Goes to the counter to pay, and tells the guy at the counter, “I’ve filled up, so now ready for the “free sex”, like your sign says.” The guy behind the counter, then explains, “That to make it legal, we had to add a competition aspect to it, so you need to pick a number between 1 & 10.” “Ok - 6!”, replies the customer. “Oh I’m sorry,” says the counter worker, “Today’s number is 4.” The rep leaves the premises, a bit disgruntled, and goes to the pub down the road for lunch. Whilst at the bar, he starts chatting to the bar man. “I reckon your fuel station offering free sex with every fill is a total con job.” “Absolutely not, it’s all quite legit. My wife won 3 times last week!”, expounds the bar tender!
88 Blue T3 CL Caravelle
91 Blue T3 Single Cab
20-12-2023, 08:33 AM
Did the last of my Christmas shopping today......
I bought a wig for only 1 dollar !! . . . . . It was a small price toupee.
Cheers,
Mark It’s not oil, it’s sweat from all the horsepower ! Pit crew for : The Tardis - a ‘76 Sopru Campmobile & Herman - the ‘71 White Low Light
20-12-2023, 09:32 AM
(20-12-2023, 08:33 AM)Oldman Wrote: Did the last of my Christmas shopping today...... Yet again...
Greg
’71 Westfalia, Annie ’91 Caravelle GL, Lucy Слава Україні I didn’t expect an answer, because I spoke in Spaniel, which is understood only by spaniels.
20-12-2023, 09:45 AM
Glad to see I'm maintaining my standards Greg !!
Cheers,
Mark It’s not oil, it’s sweat from all the horsepower ! Pit crew for : The Tardis - a ‘76 Sopru Campmobile & Herman - the ‘71 White Low Light |
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