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A couple is walking in St. Petersburg Square on Christmas Eve

They feel a slight precipitation.

"I think it’s raining," says the man.

"No, it’s snowing," replies the woman.

"How about we ask this Communist officer here? He is always right!" exclaims the man. "Officer Rudolph, is it raining or snowing?"

"Definitely raining," Officer Rudolph replies before walking off.

The man turns to his wife with a smile. “See? Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.”
Greg

’71 Westfalia, Annie
’91 Caravelle GL, Lucy
Слава Україні
I didn’t expect an answer, because I spoke in Spaniel, which is understood only by spaniels.
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snoopy reply ....Oh My!
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Made me laugh………..


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This morning I was walking down the street and got hit by a violin.

Then a clarinet, then a French horn.

I think it was an orchestrated attack.
Greg

’71 Westfalia, Annie
’91 Caravelle GL, Lucy
Слава Україні
I didn’t expect an answer, because I spoke in Spaniel, which is understood only by spaniels.
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A carry bag spotted on my kitchen bench……

   
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Snobs!
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As has been said many times,
“Dogs have owners……..Cats have staff…..”
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If you stand at the door, and call a dog, they usually come to you straight away.

If you stand at the door, and call a cat, they tend to take a message, and get back to you later, when they are ready….
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