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05-09-2023, 09:41 PM
   
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Denial is a sign of quilt !
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06-09-2023, 02:10 PM
A passenger checking in for a Qantas flight with 3 pieces of checked luggage, explains to the ground staff:

“I’m going to London, but I want you to send this bag to New York, this second one to Paris, and the last one to Hawaii.”

“I’m sorry,” replies the check in worker, “We can’t do that.”

“Why not? You did last time!”
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07-09-2023, 11:06 AM
(06-09-2023, 02:10 PM)Grantus Wrote: A passenger checking in for a Qantas flight with 3 pieces of checked luggage, explains to the ground staff:
“I’m going to London, but I want you to send this bag to New York, this second one to Paris, and the last one to Hawaii.”
“I’m sorry,” replies the check in worker, “We can’t do that.”
“Why not? You did last time!”

Unlikely, one would have gone missing!
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13-09-2023, 12:23 PM
   
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13-09-2023, 08:43 PM
   
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#836
15-09-2023, 04:50 PM
   
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I didn’t expect an answer, because I spoke in Spaniel, which is understood only by spaniels.
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#837
15-09-2023, 06:00 PM
I don't trust stairs ... they're always up to something
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#838
15-09-2023, 06:02 PM
I don't trust artists ... they're sketchy
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15-09-2023, 06:03 PM
I don't trust atoms ... they make up everything
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15-09-2023, 06:36 PM
a termite walks into a bar and asks 'is the bar tender here?'
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