16-07-2023, 08:46 PM
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Crap Joke Thread
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16-07-2023, 09:46 PM
Burger King sales manager says to the Pope - We will pay you 10 million dollars to change the Lord's prayer to read "give us this day our daily hamburger" instead of "our daily bread".
The Pope replies "No I can't change the words of the holy prayer" Burger King sales manager replies "Fifty million dollars" Pope replies "Let me talk to the Cardinals" Pope to his Cardinals "I have good news and bad news - The good news is - We can get fifty million dollars from Burger King, the bad news is we will have to cancel our deal with Tip Top Bakeries" [disclaimer - a slight rewrite from an episode of Vicar Of Dibley)
Greg
’71 Westfalia, Annie ’91 Caravelle GL, Lucy Слава Україні I didn’t expect an answer, because I spoke in Spaniel, which is understood only by spaniels. 
18-07-2023, 11:17 PM
^^ lucky for the girls at my work we have hoists!
Garth
Before you criticize someone try walking a mile in their shoes - that way when you do criticize them you're a mile away and you've got their shoes!
21-07-2023, 07:50 PM
Greg
’71 Westfalia, Annie ’91 Caravelle GL, Lucy Слава Україні I didn’t expect an answer, because I spoke in Spaniel, which is understood only by spaniels. 
24-07-2023, 02:18 PM
Where do bad rainbows go?
To Prism .... It's a light sentence but it gives them time to reflect 
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