Crap Joke Thread

[Tintop]

we went for a sit down meal at the local chinese restaurant the other day; I enjoyed eating the duck until I saw the bill

[Barry]

The person that invented the Ferris wheel never met the person that invented the merry go round.

They traveled in different circles.

[Tintop]

While we were up north, I took a liking to frozen apples ... they're hardcore

[Tintop]

when we went through Nimbin recently I bought a pair of shoes; I don't know what they were laced with but I was tripping all day

[Tintop]

they say that imitation is the highest form of flattery; I always thought it was plateaus

[Oldman]

Patrick,Patrick, Patrick !
Have you been locked inside due to floods……?

[wirrah]

While we were up north, I took a liking to frozen apples ... they're hardcore

when we went through Nimbin recently I bought a pair of shoes; I don't know what they were laced with but I was tripping all day

they say that imitation is the highest form of flattery; I always thought it was plateaus

   

[Tintop]

Patrick,Patrick, Patrick !
Have you been locked inside due to floods……?

Nah, just got back from doing a lap around the country .. so I thought I'd sit for a bit .. and this happens ... need a project or need to travel


by the way, I had a teacher who couldn't grasp the concept of negative numbers ... she'd stop at nothing to avoid them

[Tintop]

good grief indeed Greg; but it was turning into a cat and dog joke thread


now I'm fond of animals, but I reckon that outside of a dog a man's best friend is a book; inside a dog it's too dark to read

[wirrah]

I had a teacher who couldn't grasp the concept of negative numbers ... she'd stop at nothing to avoid them

In which case your teacher would never have used the letter "i" 

(A mathematician's obvservation - sorry)