Crap Joke Thread

[Tintop]

what do you get when you combine a rhetorical question with a joke?

[Tintop]

two birds were sitting on a perch ... one says 'do you smell fish?'

[DavidH]

what do you get when you combine a rhetorical question with a joke?

Prefer a 'paradox' myself ;-) !

An apparently unanswerable question........

'I am a liar!

True or false?'

Cheers

[Tintop]

I went to the doctors recently

He said: “Don’t eat anything fatty”

I said: “What, like bacon and burgers?”

He said, “No fatty, don’t eat anything.”

[wirrah]

what do you get when you combine a rhetorical question with a joke?

I think someone referred to it as "word salad"

[Tintop]

Sharon asked me the other day: "Are you even listening to me?"

which is a really weird way to start a conversation

[Grantus]

Sharon asked me the other day: "Are you even listening to me?"

which is a really weird way to start a conversation

Carole says I only have 2 faults.

1 is she reckons that I don’t listen to her, and the other………………….. was something else she was banging on about.

[Tintop]

a previous girlfriend was a tennis player. it didn't last. love meant nothing to her

[Grantus]

   

[Tintop]

a mate of mine who works in recruitment throws out half of the job applications he receives because he doesn't want to employ unlucky people