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Interview with Ruzzian State Media.

Is there free speech in Ruzzia?

Yes, of course. If someone in the US criticises their government they are not arrested. Simiarly if someone in Ruzzia criticises the US government they are not arrested either.
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I didn’t expect an answer, because I spoke in Spaniel, which is understood only by spaniels.
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I’m reading a horror book in braille. 
Something terrible is about to happen. 
I can feel it.
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A 15 year old female patient arrives at her GP appointment suffering lower abdominal pains.

The GP suspects PID, (Pelvic Inflammatory Disease), so has to broach the sensitive subject with her patient.

She asks the young girl, “Are you sexually active?”

The patient replies: “Well, I reckon I am, but me boyfriend reckons I just lie there…”
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I didn’t expect an answer, because I spoke in Spaniel, which is understood only by spaniels.
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I scratched my head over this one at first. But, apparently, JIF is a brand of Peanut Butter as well as a cleaner.

   
Greg

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I didn’t expect an answer, because I spoke in Spaniel, which is understood only by spaniels.
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