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(28-07-2022, 07:36 PM)Wombatventures Wrote: How about the guy hanging on your wall....

Art

…………..and the guy with no feet

Neil
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girl with one leg

Ilene
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Finally found the best oil for my kombi

https://www.thewhiskyexchange.com/p/5731...in-organic


   

What do you call a girl with a laptop on her head? 
Adele

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?  
Cliff.

What do you call a woman with a frog on her head?
Lily.


What do you call another man with a toilet on his head? 
Lou.

What do you call a woman with two toilets on her head? 

Lulu.
76 Bay Microbus - Woody
90 T3 Caravelle C Auto - Daisy
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You gotta get off that Engine Barry…………  Tongue
Cheers,
Mark
It’s not oil, it’s sweat from all the horsepower !  

Pit crew for : The Tardis - a ‘76 Sopru Campmobile
                   & Herman  - the ‘71 White Low Light
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(29-07-2022, 09:41 AM)rstucke Wrote: girl with one leg

Ilene

I think she wrote a book...
Falling off a cliff
By Ilene Dover
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(29-07-2022, 09:41 AM)rstucke Wrote: girl with one leg

Ilene

……and the Chinese girl with one leg….

Irene
Cheers,
Mark
It’s not oil, it’s sweat from all the horsepower !  

Pit crew for : The Tardis - a ‘76 Sopru Campmobile
                   & Herman  - the ‘71 White Low Light
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(29-07-2022, 05:21 PM)Oldman Wrote: ……and the Chinese girl with one leg….

Irene

   
Greg

’71 Westfalia, Annie
’91 Caravelle GL, Lucy
Слава Україні
I didn’t expect an answer, because I spoke in Spaniel, which is understood only by spaniels.
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Greg

’71 Westfalia, Annie
’91 Caravelle GL, Lucy
Слава Україні
I didn’t expect an answer, because I spoke in Spaniel, which is understood only by spaniels.
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In the 70's I was riding my bike and fell off and hurt my knee (still have the scar).

I'm teling you this now because we didn't have social media back then!
Greg

’71 Westfalia, Annie
’91 Caravelle GL, Lucy
Слава Україні
I didn’t expect an answer, because I spoke in Spaniel, which is understood only by spaniels.
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72 Kombi Microbus
72 Kombi Van
72 Kombi DC Ute
76 Kombi SC Ute
Denial is a sign of quilt !
72
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