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(15-09-2024, 05:31 PM)Oldman Wrote: A Doyathinkhesaurus
Reminds me of that classic line from the Guide - "The Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal - a mindboggingly stupid animal, it assumes that if you can’t see it, it can’t see you!"
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You can tell a lot about a woman’s mood by her hands.
For instance, if they’re holding a gun, she’s probably angry.
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I have a pet termite. I named him Clint.
Clint Eats Wood.
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(18-09-2024, 07:11 AM)Ninga Wrote: I have a pet termite. I named him Clint.
Clint Eats Wood.
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(18-09-2024, 07:11 AM)Ninga Wrote: I have a pet termite. I named him Clint.
Clint Eats Wood.
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My wife went to feed Billie tonight and asked if Id seen her bowl.
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I said that I didn't know she could.
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(25-09-2024, 06:24 PM)Oldman Wrote: My wife went to feed Billie tonight and asked if Id seen her bowl.
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Guilty as charged.
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When does a crap joke become a Dad joke ?
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When it becomes apparent.
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