06-07-2023, 08:44 PM
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Crap Joke Thread
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Archaeologist discovers a cache of pencils belonging to William Shakespeare.
A spokesman for the dig said “the ends are badly chewed. We can’t tell if they are 2B or not 2B”
76 Bay Microbus - Woody
90 T3 Caravelle C Auto - Daisy 
08-07-2023, 07:37 PM
In a furniture store last week, the salesman assured me the lounge I was looking at would seat five people with no problems.
… I don't know five people with no problems. :? T1 Terry
08-07-2023, 08:05 PM
A duck walks into a pub and asks the barman,
"Got any bread?" "No." "Got any bread?" "No." "Got any bread?" "No." "Got any bread?" "No. And if you ask me again I'll nail your beak to the bar!" "Got any nails?" "No." "Got any bread?" T1 Terry 
10-07-2023, 06:02 PM
Booze and Calculus don't mix.
Don't drink and derive!
Greg
’71 Westfalia, Annie ’91 Caravelle GL, Lucy Слава Україні I didn’t expect an answer, because I spoke in Spaniel, which is understood only by spaniels.
15-07-2023, 04:44 PM
My career is really taking off.
I just started in a bicycle factory and I've already been appointed the spokes person!
Greg
’71 Westfalia, Annie ’91 Caravelle GL, Lucy Слава Україні I didn’t expect an answer, because I spoke in Spaniel, which is understood only by spaniels. |
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