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Crap Joke Thread
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17-06-2023, 05:42 PM
A truly worthy contribution to the Crap Joke thread !
Cheers,
Mark It’s not oil, it’s sweat from all the horsepower ! Pit crew for : The Tardis - a ‘76 Sopru Campmobile & Herman - the ‘71 White Low Light  
19-06-2023, 12:38 PM
Greg
’71 Westfalia, Annie ’91 Caravelle GL, Lucy Слава Україні I didn’t expect an answer, because I spoke in Spaniel, which is understood only by spaniels.
20-06-2023, 06:47 PM
Lada breaks down on the autobahn...
Driver gets out only to see someone pull up in a Porsche Cayenne. Cayenne driver asks him does he need a tow. Lada driver replies with a "Yes. I will turn my right blinker on to tell you that you are going too fast." After a few hundred meters, a person in a Lamborghini Urus speeds by. Porsche driver meets the Lamborghini driver at the next junction, where they both agree on a race to hit their cars' top speeds, completely forgetting about the Lada. As they raced past a service station, both doing 150+mph, a guy in the station says, "GUYS I SAW A PORSCHE AND A LAMBO SPEED PAST..." Everyone is quiet. WITH A LADA WITH IT'S BLINKER ON TRYING TO OVERTAKE"
Greg
’71 Westfalia, Annie ’91 Caravelle GL, Lucy Слава Україні I didn’t expect an answer, because I spoke in Spaniel, which is understood only by spaniels.
21-06-2023, 07:45 PM
An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walked into a bar.
The barman says "What is this? Some sort of joke!"
Greg
’71 Westfalia, Annie ’91 Caravelle GL, Lucy Слава Україні I didn’t expect an answer, because I spoke in Spaniel, which is understood only by spaniels. |
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