Crap Joke Thread

[Mr Beckstar]

I know it’s the crap joke thread but this is almost literally crap!

[MAP77]

   

[MAP77]

   

[Ninga]

Mark’s back! 

[Oldman]

I like that one….

[wirrah]

There's the story of the gorilla who walks into a pub and orders a beer.

This amazes the bartender, but he thinks, "What the heck, I might as well pour him one."

He walks over to give the beer to the gorilla, and the animal is holding a $20 note.

Now the bartender is flabbergasted. So he takes the $20 and walks to the cash register to get change. He stops for a second and says to himself, "Let me try something here and see if the gorilla notices anything."

So he hands the gorilla $1 change. The gorilla doesn't say anything; he just sits there sipping his beer.

After a few minutes, the bartender can't take it anymore.

"You know," he says, "we don't get too many gorillas in here."

And the gorilla replies: "At $19 a beer, I'm not surprised."

[Kazz]

Turn back time………..

[wirrah]

   

[T1 Terry]

   

[rstucke]

This ones for Wayne Murray