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Crap Joke Thread
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15-02-2023, 02:04 PM
Greg
’71 Westfalia, Annie ’91 Caravelle GL, Lucy Слава Україні I didn’t expect an answer, because I spoke in Spaniel, which is understood only by spaniels. 
15-02-2023, 09:58 PM
Had the same feline reactions here, as computers evolved over the years….. ^^^^
88 Blue T3 CL Caravelle
91 Blue T3 Single Cab 
19-02-2023, 01:17 PM
It took a while, but the couple did eventually realise that their business was in dire need of a name change.
Greg
’71 Westfalia, Annie ’91 Caravelle GL, Lucy Слава Україні I didn’t expect an answer, because I spoke in Spaniel, which is understood only by spaniels.
19-02-2023, 08:12 PM
(15-02-2023, 09:58 PM)Grantus Wrote: Had the same feline reactions here, as computers evolved over the years….. ^^^^ The thing is - regardless of the technology Kit (Ryangaye Lovin That Jazz) still barks at any quadraped on the screen. Flat screen LCD or traditional CRT.
Greg
’71 Westfalia, Annie ’91 Caravelle GL, Lucy Слава Україні I didn’t expect an answer, because I spoke in Spaniel, which is understood only by spaniels. 
20-02-2023, 01:45 PM
None of our cats ever bothered with the monitor, the keyboard was the best spot to sleep the second you moved away from the 'puter .... learned rather early to do a save before even going for a glass of water, amazing just how fast a cat can type when you aren't looking
 T1 Terry 
20-02-2023, 08:40 PM
(20-02-2023, 01:45 PM)T1 Terry Wrote: None of our cats ever bothered with the monitor, the keyboard was the best spot to sleep the second you moved away from the 'puter .... learned rather early to do a save before even going for a glass of water, amazing just how fast a cat can type when you aren't looking ……..and the websites they browse/search for ……….! 
Cheers,
Mark It’s not oil, it’s sweat from all the horsepower ! Pit crew for : The Tardis - a ‘76 Sopru Campmobile & Herman - the ‘71 White Low Light
20-02-2023, 09:26 PM
(20-02-2023, 08:40 PM)Oldman Wrote: ……..and the websites they browse/search for ……….! Is that why cat and kitten vids on YouTube have such an enormous amount of hits? 
88 Blue T3 CL Caravelle
91 Blue T3 Single Cab
21-02-2023, 10:13 AM
The rain was pouring down. And there standing in front of a big puddle outside the pub, was an old
man, drenched, holding a stick, with a piece of string dangling in the water. A passer-by stopped and asked, "What are you doing?" "Fishing" replied the old man. Feeling sorry for the old man, the gent says, "Come in out of the rain and have a drink with me." In the warmth of the pub, as they sip their whiskies, the gentleman cannot resist asking, "So how many have you caught today?" "You're the eighth one today " said the old man T1 Terry
21-02-2023, 01:48 PM
I got a job telling jokes at a Fabric store.
My material was great but the audience was sew sew. No one was left in stiches.
Greg
’71 Westfalia, Annie ’91 Caravelle GL, Lucy Слава Україні I didn’t expect an answer, because I spoke in Spaniel, which is understood only by spaniels. |
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