Crap Joke Thread

[Barry]

Here you go Barry. Our kind of camping:

yeah - 50-50 mix!!

[Oldman]

yeah - 50-50 mix!!

I was thinking moire along the lines of,
"...one for you, one for me....... "

[wirrah]

Courtesy NSW Police Dog Unit

   

But I have to say

   

[Tintop]

   

[Grantus]

I was thinking moire along the lines of,
"...one for you, one for me....... "

If there’s only two participants………that’s still a 50-50 mix! 

[wirrah]

At a conference on the supernatural, one of the speakers asks, “Who here has ever seen a ghost?”

Most of the hands go up. “And how many of you have had some form of interaction with a ghost?” About half the hands stay up.

“Okay, now how many of you have had *physical* contact with a ghost?” Three hands stay up; there’s a slight murmur in the crowd.

“Gosh, that’s pretty good. Okay, have any of you ever, uh … been *intimate* with a ghost?”

One hand stays up.

The speaker blinks. “Wow, sir, are you telling us that you’ve actually had sexual contact with a ghost?”

The fellow suddenly blushes and says, “Oh, I’m sorry … I thought you said goat!”

[Oldman]

….an old but a goody…

[Wayne Murray]

   

[wirrah]

Knock, Knock

Who's there?

To

To who?

Surely that should be "To whom?"

[Wayne Murray]