16-07-2023, 09:46 PM
Burger King sales manager says to the Pope - We will pay you 10 million dollars to change the Lord's prayer to read "give us this day our daily hamburger" instead of "our daily bread".
The Pope replies "No I can't change the words of the holy prayer"
Burger King sales manager replies "Fifty million dollars"
Pope replies "Let me talk to the Cardinals"
Pope to his Cardinals "I have good news and bad news - The good news is - We can get fifty million dollars from Burger King, the bad news is we will have to cancel our deal with Tip Top Bakeries"
[disclaimer - a slight rewrite from an episode of Vicar Of Dibley)
The Pope replies "No I can't change the words of the holy prayer"
Burger King sales manager replies "Fifty million dollars"
Pope replies "Let me talk to the Cardinals"
Pope to his Cardinals "I have good news and bad news - The good news is - We can get fifty million dollars from Burger King, the bad news is we will have to cancel our deal with Tip Top Bakeries"
[disclaimer - a slight rewrite from an episode of Vicar Of Dibley)
Greg
’71 Westfalia, Annie
’91 Caravelle GL, Lucy
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I didn’t expect an answer, because I spoke in Spaniel, which is understood only by spaniels.
’71 Westfalia, Annie
’91 Caravelle GL, Lucy
Слава Україні
I didn’t expect an answer, because I spoke in Spaniel, which is understood only by spaniels.