20-06-2023, 06:47 PM
Lada breaks down on the autobahn...
Driver gets out only to see someone pull up in a Porsche Cayenne. Cayenne driver asks him does he need a tow. Lada driver replies with a "Yes. I will turn my right blinker on to tell you that you are going too fast." After a few hundred meters, a person in a Lamborghini Urus speeds by.
Porsche driver meets the Lamborghini driver at the next junction, where they both agree on a race to hit their cars' top speeds, completely forgetting about the Lada. As they raced past a service station, both doing 150+mph, a guy in the station says, "GUYS I SAW A PORSCHE AND A LAMBO SPEED PAST..."
Everyone is quiet.
WITH A LADA WITH IT'S BLINKER ON TRYING TO OVERTAKE"
Driver gets out only to see someone pull up in a Porsche Cayenne. Cayenne driver asks him does he need a tow. Lada driver replies with a "Yes. I will turn my right blinker on to tell you that you are going too fast." After a few hundred meters, a person in a Lamborghini Urus speeds by.
Porsche driver meets the Lamborghini driver at the next junction, where they both agree on a race to hit their cars' top speeds, completely forgetting about the Lada. As they raced past a service station, both doing 150+mph, a guy in the station says, "GUYS I SAW A PORSCHE AND A LAMBO SPEED PAST..."
Everyone is quiet.
WITH A LADA WITH IT'S BLINKER ON TRYING TO OVERTAKE"
Greg
’71 Westfalia, Annie
’91 Caravelle GL, Lucy
Слава Україні
I didn’t expect an answer, because I spoke in Spaniel, which is understood only by spaniels.
’71 Westfalia, Annie
’91 Caravelle GL, Lucy
Слава Україні
I didn’t expect an answer, because I spoke in Spaniel, which is understood only by spaniels.