Crap Joke Thread

[T1 Terry]

I've considered these but don't have them. I have only seen one brown at home this season and Lynne has seen another (I had to get her breathing again properly - she is not good with snakes). Maybe they all drowned in the floods (doubtful). Of course there ain't no deterrents out on the road and it's a good rural stretch from here to walk to the polling booth.

We had the high river level chase out anything that lived along the river edges. A few wriggly sticks were seen on a few houseboats at the marina and there were a few sightings of them crossing the road between our place and town, before the road went under anyway. No serious encounters, the snakes just wanted some where safe and above the water line, the houseboats presented a bit of a problem because it was at least 200 mtrs to dry land, so if they had to abandon one boat, they quickly found another :lol: I wonder how many found a boat with no one on board and have set up house? Those now returning to their houseboats after waiting the flood out till the road reappeared and the gate was opened might find unexpected guests in the battery compartments and cupboards etc, they won't be so ready to leave after setting up camp for a few mths 

T1 Terry