Putin walks into a classroom where the kids are learning about Shakespeare's tragedies...
The teacher says "Mr President it would be my honour if you took over". Putin replies "Dah niet problem".
He asks the kids "What is a tragedy"? and the first kid says "if a school bus lost its brakes going down a hill that would be a tragedy" Putin replies "niet a great loss of life but niet tragedy".
Second kid says "If an old couple get stuck on the train tracks and the train runs them over, that would be a tragedy" Putin replies "niet that would be an accident".
The 3rd kid says " If you Mr President were flying from Moscow to Lenningrad Saint Petersburg and a missile shot you down, that would be a tragedy". Putin says "dah, that would be a tragedy and why is that Ivan?" Ivan the 3rd kid says "Because it wouldn't be an accident and certainly no great loss of life".
The teacher says "Mr President it would be my honour if you took over". Putin replies "Dah niet problem".
He asks the kids "What is a tragedy"? and the first kid says "if a school bus lost its brakes going down a hill that would be a tragedy" Putin replies "niet a great loss of life but niet tragedy".
Second kid says "If an old couple get stuck on the train tracks and the train runs them over, that would be a tragedy" Putin replies "niet that would be an accident".
The 3rd kid says " If you Mr President were flying from Moscow to Lenningrad Saint Petersburg and a missile shot you down, that would be a tragedy". Putin says "dah, that would be a tragedy and why is that Ivan?" Ivan the 3rd kid says "Because it wouldn't be an accident and certainly no great loss of life".
Greg
’71 Westfalia, Annie
’91 Caravelle GL, Lucy
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I didn’t expect an answer, because I spoke in Spaniel, which is understood only by spaniels.
’71 Westfalia, Annie
’91 Caravelle GL, Lucy
Слава Україні
I didn’t expect an answer, because I spoke in Spaniel, which is understood only by spaniels.