Crap Joke Thread

[Grantus]

My mum used to have one & I rolled it doing a reverse 180 degree turn when a mate in an SLR5000 was chasing me nose to nose & I wanted to swap the way the pursuit went  . End swap went real bad!!
Humour not allowed any more @Oldman? Don't want to waste your time but you knew I didn't report Wombatventures.
Cheers

My mum also had a 120Y. Had aircon too, which was quite rare for it’s time.

I didn’t roll or damage it, but did end up in an interesting 360 one night in the wet. I didn’t blame the car, but thought the radial tyres were a bit suss.

Mum didn’t believe me, and put it down to my radical driving, until she had a similar experience, and almost hit a pedestrian on a pedestrian crossing!.

She then believed me, and got better tyres fitted next day!