03-05-2024, 09:15 PM
Vladimir, a balding older russian tourist, is on his very first visit to Bangkok. By complete chance, he finds that he has wandered into Bangkok’s infamous red light district. Vladimir explores and, again by complete chance, he finds himself outside a large bar with scantily clad girls. Now Vladimir certainly did not look at the scantily clad girls … but he did suddenly realise that he was quite thirsty. So he entered the bar. The Mammisan asked the grandfatherly Russian to be seated and sent over a bar girl to entertain him.
They sit and talk, frolic a little, giggle a bit, drink a bit, and she sits on his lap. He whispers in her ear and she gasps and runs away! Seeing this, the Mammisan sends over a more experienced bar girl to entertain the Russian gentleman.
They sit and talk a little, frolic a little, giggle a bit, drink a bit, and she sits on his lap. He whispers in her ear, and she screams, "No!" and quickly walks away.
The Mammisan is surprised that this grandfatherly short balding man has asked for something so outrageous that her two bargirls will have nothing to do with him. She decides that only her most experienced bargirl, Lola, will do. Lola has never said no, and it's not likely anything will surprise her. So the Mammisan sends her over to Vladimir’s table. They sit and talk a little, frolic a little, giggle a bit, drink a bit, and she sits on his lap. He whispers in her ear and she screams, "NO WAY, YOU CREEP!" and smacks him as hard as she can and leaves.
Mammisan is by now absolutely intrigued, having seen nothing like this in all her years of operating a Bangkok bar. Mammisan hasn't done the “entertainment” work herself for a long time, but she's sure she has said yes to anything a grandfatherly Russian could ever possibly ask for. She just has to find out what this man wants that has made her bargirls so angry. Besides she sees a chance to teach all her bargirls a lesson.
So she goes over to Vladimir’s table and says that she's the best the bar has available. She sits and talks with him. They talk a little, frolic a little, giggle a bit, drink a bit, and she sits on his lap.
He leans forwards and whispers in her ear, "Can I pay in Rubles?"
They sit and talk, frolic a little, giggle a bit, drink a bit, and she sits on his lap. He whispers in her ear and she gasps and runs away! Seeing this, the Mammisan sends over a more experienced bar girl to entertain the Russian gentleman.
They sit and talk a little, frolic a little, giggle a bit, drink a bit, and she sits on his lap. He whispers in her ear, and she screams, "No!" and quickly walks away.
The Mammisan is surprised that this grandfatherly short balding man has asked for something so outrageous that her two bargirls will have nothing to do with him. She decides that only her most experienced bargirl, Lola, will do. Lola has never said no, and it's not likely anything will surprise her. So the Mammisan sends her over to Vladimir’s table. They sit and talk a little, frolic a little, giggle a bit, drink a bit, and she sits on his lap. He whispers in her ear and she screams, "NO WAY, YOU CREEP!" and smacks him as hard as she can and leaves.
Mammisan is by now absolutely intrigued, having seen nothing like this in all her years of operating a Bangkok bar. Mammisan hasn't done the “entertainment” work herself for a long time, but she's sure she has said yes to anything a grandfatherly Russian could ever possibly ask for. She just has to find out what this man wants that has made her bargirls so angry. Besides she sees a chance to teach all her bargirls a lesson.
So she goes over to Vladimir’s table and says that she's the best the bar has available. She sits and talks with him. They talk a little, frolic a little, giggle a bit, drink a bit, and she sits on his lap.
He leans forwards and whispers in her ear, "Can I pay in Rubles?"
Greg
’71 Westfalia, Annie
’91 Caravelle GL, Lucy
Слава Україні
I didn’t expect an answer, because I spoke in Spaniel, which is understood only by spaniels.
’71 Westfalia, Annie
’91 Caravelle GL, Lucy
Слава Україні
I didn’t expect an answer, because I spoke in Spaniel, which is understood only by spaniels.