29-02-2024, 03:56 PM
HOW TO WALK A HUMAN
A Dog's Guide
Humans need exercise. If they don't get it, they get out of shape.
It's up to you to save them.
1. Allow your human to tether themselves to you. This keeps them from wandering off or running away.
2. Your human will probably need breaks. Be considerate and stop and sniff often.
3. Bark frequently. Human have short attention spans.
4. When you go to the bathroom, walk away. If you have trained your human correctly, they will pick it up. It is good aerobics.
5. Periodically drag your human as fast as you can. This is called Interval Training.
6. Do not allow your human shorten the walk. They are being lazy. Sit in protest if you must.
7. Once you return home, allow your human to remove their tether, then lick their face many times This is positive reinforcement for a job well done.
A Dog's Guide
Humans need exercise. If they don't get it, they get out of shape.
It's up to you to save them.
1. Allow your human to tether themselves to you. This keeps them from wandering off or running away.
2. Your human will probably need breaks. Be considerate and stop and sniff often.
3. Bark frequently. Human have short attention spans.
4. When you go to the bathroom, walk away. If you have trained your human correctly, they will pick it up. It is good aerobics.
5. Periodically drag your human as fast as you can. This is called Interval Training.
6. Do not allow your human shorten the walk. They are being lazy. Sit in protest if you must.
7. Once you return home, allow your human to remove their tether, then lick their face many times This is positive reinforcement for a job well done.
Greg
’71 Westfalia, Annie
’91 Caravelle GL, Lucy
Слава Україні
I didn’t expect an answer, because I spoke in Spaniel, which is understood only by spaniels.
’71 Westfalia, Annie
’91 Caravelle GL, Lucy
Слава Україні
I didn’t expect an answer, because I spoke in Spaniel, which is understood only by spaniels.