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09-01-2024, 04:34 PM
(09-01-2024, 02:21 PM)Oldman Wrote: Buddy of mine has become really lazy since he lost his job as a cricket umpire.....
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Now he won't even lift a finger.

Used to work with a character we called wicket-keeper  ,he used to put his gloves on and stand well back
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09-01-2024, 07:54 PM
(09-01-2024, 02:21 PM)Oldman Wrote: Buddy of mine has become really lazy since he lost his job as a cricket umpire.....
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Now he won't even lift a finger.

   
Greg
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I didn’t expect an answer, because I spoke in Spaniel, which is understood only by spaniels.
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#973
09-01-2024, 08:17 PM
Big Grin
Cheers,
Mark
It’s not oil, it’s sweat from all the horsepower !  

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09-01-2024, 11:44 PM
   
88 Blue T3 CL Caravelle
91 Blue T3 Single Cab
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11-01-2024, 05:50 PM
Not achieving your dreams?

Don't despair...

Even the shortest legs reach the ground!
Greg
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I didn’t expect an answer, because I spoke in Spaniel, which is understood only by spaniels.
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12-01-2024, 07:19 AM
Strategically, where did Napoleon place his armies during conflict ?
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In his sleevies.
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#977
12-01-2024, 01:19 PM
Whats the difference between mashed potatoes and pea soup?
Anyone can mash potatoes.............
Garth

Before you criticize someone try walking a mile in their shoes - that way when you do criticize them you're a mile away and you've got their shoes!
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12-01-2024, 05:32 PM
(12-01-2024, 07:19 AM)Oldman Wrote: Strategically, where did Napoleon place his armies during conflict ?
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In his sleevies.

He doesn't even need to say it...

   
Greg
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I didn’t expect an answer, because I spoke in Spaniel, which is understood only by spaniels.
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13-01-2024, 07:59 PM
   
72 Kombi Microbus
72 Kombi Van
72 Kombi DC Ute
76 Kombi SC Ute
Denial is a sign of quilt !
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14-01-2024, 07:06 PM
   
72 Kombi Microbus
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Denial is a sign of quilt !
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