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03-01-2024, 09:42 PM
   
88 Blue T3 CL Caravelle
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04-01-2024, 08:19 AM
I've just returned from a job interview.
I was asked if I could perform under pressure…..
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I said that I wasn't sure, however I could do a wicked "Bohemian Rhapsody".
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Mark
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04-01-2024, 10:16 AM
(04-01-2024, 08:19 AM)Oldman Wrote: I've just returned from a job interview.
I was asked if I could perform under pressure…..
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I said that I wasn't sure, however I could do a wicked "Bohemian Rhapsody".

   
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I didn’t expect an answer, because I spoke in Spaniel, which is understood only by spaniels.
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04-01-2024, 11:24 AM
   
Greg
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I didn’t expect an answer, because I spoke in Spaniel, which is understood only by spaniels.
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04-01-2024, 11:24 AM
Ha ha ha ha.....
NOW I feel as though 2024 is going to be a better year.
(Snoopy eye to eye with CB )
Big Grin
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06-01-2024, 08:55 PM
   
88 Blue T3 CL Caravelle
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06-01-2024, 09:10 PM (This post was last modified: 06-01-2024, 09:34 PM by DavidH.)
Ah...some of the forgotten skills. I've had a customer service assistant use a calculator to work out the change from $10 when I bought a $6 item. 
The bloke who taught me piloting skills said "never take your shoes off"! Which means stay in the binary of 10 Wink .
Does require a good basis in the 'times table'!
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07-01-2024, 08:24 PM
   
   
72 Kombi Microbus
72 Kombi Van
72 Kombi DC Ute
76 Kombi SC Ute
Denial is a sign of quilt !
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09-01-2024, 02:21 PM
Buddy of mine has become really lazy since he lost his job as a cricket umpire.....
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Now he won't even lift a finger.
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09-01-2024, 04:17 PM
   
   
72 Kombi Microbus
72 Kombi Van
72 Kombi DC Ute
76 Kombi SC Ute
Denial is a sign of quilt !
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