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(22-12-2023, 05:35 AM)Ninga Wrote: I thought, I can’t turn that down! 

Well deserved...

   
Greg

’71 Westfalia, Annie
’91 Caravelle GL, Lucy
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I didn’t expect an answer, because I spoke in Spaniel, which is understood only by spaniels.
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....no wonder we get on.....!
Big Grin
Cheers,
Mark
It’s not oil, it’s sweat from all the horsepower !  

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What is RED and smells like BLUE paint ?
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RED paint.
Cheers,
Mark
It’s not oil, it’s sweat from all the horsepower !  

Pit crew for : The Tardis - a ‘76 Sopru Campmobile
                   & Herman  - the ‘71 White Low Light
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(22-12-2023, 05:44 PM)Oldman Wrote: What is RED and smells like BLUE paint ?
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RED paint.

Have you opened your Christmas Bon Bons early?  Rolleyes
88 Blue T3 CL Caravelle
91 Blue T3 Single Cab
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It’s never too early for 40% proof  Big Grin
Cheers,
Mark
It’s not oil, it’s sweat from all the horsepower !  

Pit crew for : The Tardis - a ‘76 Sopru Campmobile
                   & Herman  - the ‘71 White Low Light
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(22-12-2023, 05:44 PM)Oldman Wrote: What is RED and smells like BLUE paint ?
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RED paint.

Just to confirm. Are both the paints the same type? I mean an acrylic red will not smell like an enamel blue. A red water colour is unlikely to smell like the blue being sprayed in the the booth at the auto repairs.

And red wine... Never mind.
Greg

’71 Westfalia, Annie
’91 Caravelle GL, Lucy
Слава Україні
I didn’t expect an answer, because I spoke in Spaniel, which is understood only by spaniels.
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(22-12-2023, 07:49 PM)wirrah Wrote: Just to confirm. Are both the paints the same type? I mean an acrylic red will not smell like an enamel blue. A red water colour is unlikely to smell like the blue being sprayed in the the booth at the auto repairs.

And red wine... Never mind.

AND, if like a large quantity of males, that have the Red/Green colour blindness, they would in fact not see the red & blue paint, and would only see grey & blue…

But colour blindness does not affect the sense of smell, so……never mind.
88 Blue T3 CL Caravelle
91 Blue T3 Single Cab
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(22-12-2023, 07:49 PM)wirrah Wrote: Just to confirm. Are both the paints the same type? I mean an acrylic red will not smell like an enamel blue. A red water colour is unlikely to smell like the blue being sprayed in the the booth at the auto repairs.

And red wine... Never mind.

   

....backatcha !!
Cheers,
Mark
It’s not oil, it’s sweat from all the horsepower !  

Pit crew for : The Tardis - a ‘76 Sopru Campmobile
                   & Herman  - the ‘71 White Low Light
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