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Crap Joke Thread
Some jokes just last forever. From an 1850s periodical.

Loose translation - Continuation of the operations of the ruzzian army in Walachia...

   
Greg

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I didn’t expect an answer, because I spoke in Spaniel, which is understood only by spaniels.
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how unlucky is that?

250 million year old salt went out of date in the back of my cupboard

   

   
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I live with one...

   
Greg

’71 Westfalia, Annie
’91 Caravelle GL, Lucy
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I didn’t expect an answer, because I spoke in Spaniel, which is understood only by spaniels.
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Greg

’71 Westfalia, Annie
’91 Caravelle GL, Lucy
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I didn’t expect an answer, because I spoke in Spaniel, which is understood only by spaniels.
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(02-03-2023, 07:15 AM)Tintop Wrote: how unlucky is that?

250 million year old salt went out of date in the back of my cupboard

And what ever you do - don’t rub it into your wounds …
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Greg

’71 Westfalia, Annie
’91 Caravelle GL, Lucy
Слава Україні
I didn’t expect an answer, because I spoke in Spaniel, which is understood only by spaniels.
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72 Kombi Microbus
72 Kombi Van
72 Kombi DC Ute
76 Kombi SC Ute
Denial is a sign of quilt !
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A man went to the movies and was surprised to find a woman with a big Collie sitting in front of him. Even more amazing was the fact that the dog always laughed in the right places through the comedy.

"Excuse me," the man said to the woman, "but I think it's astounding that your dog enjoys the movie so much."

"I'm surprised myself," she replied.

"He hated the book."
Greg

’71 Westfalia, Annie
’91 Caravelle GL, Lucy
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I didn’t expect an answer, because I spoke in Spaniel, which is understood only by spaniels.
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