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Crap Joke Thread
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11-09-2022, 11:00 AM
No one picked up the error, Charlie's face will be on the other side, so from the Platypus side you'd see the back of the ears ..... it will certainly make any coin toss interesting in a strong wind, yet another option to call, heads, tails, it flies away  T1 Terry 
11-09-2022, 02:51 PM
Ha ha haaa…..
I don’t think anyone really cares, as his melon doesn’t appear on any coins yet and ERII didn’t have flappers…. 
Cheers,
Mark It’s not oil, it’s sweat from all the horsepower ! Pit crew for : The Tardis - a ‘76 Sopru Campmobile & Herman - the ‘71 White Low Light 
11-09-2022, 04:41 PM
There's the story of the guy who sticks his head into a barber shop and asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?"
The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said, "About 2 hours." The guy leaves. A few days later, the same guy sticks his head in the door and asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looked around at the shop and said, "About 3 hours." The guy left. A week later, the same guy stuck his head in the shop and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looked around the shop and said, "About an hour and a half." and the guy left. The barber turned to his friend and said, "Hey, Bob, do me a favour. Follow that guy and see where he goes. He keeps asking how long he has to wait for a haircut, but doesn't ever come back." A little while later, Bob returned to the shop. The barber asked, "So, where does that guy go when he leaves?" Bob looked up and said, "Sorry to report this - but your house!"
Greg
’71 Westfalia, Annie ’91 Caravelle GL, Lucy Слава Україні I didn’t expect an answer, because I spoke in Spaniel, which is understood only by spaniels.
12-09-2022, 02:26 PM
Greg
’71 Westfalia, Annie ’91 Caravelle GL, Lucy Слава Україні I didn’t expect an answer, because I spoke in Spaniel, which is understood only by spaniels.
12-09-2022, 06:47 PM
That’s a lesson for all those that figure a wheel lock makes the vehicle/trailer secure……
Just swap the wheel out !
Cheers,
Mark It’s not oil, it’s sweat from all the horsepower ! Pit crew for : The Tardis - a ‘76 Sopru Campmobile & Herman - the ‘71 White Low Light
13-09-2022, 08:46 AM
Found this in my travels...
Zelensky in response to the US offer to evecuate, February 22: "I don't need a ride, I need ammunition!" Ruzzian commander in response to the Ukrainian counter offensive, September 22: "I don't need ammunition, I need a ride!"
Greg
’71 Westfalia, Annie ’91 Caravelle GL, Lucy Слава Україні I didn’t expect an answer, because I spoke in Spaniel, which is understood only by spaniels.
I know this is a bit Cavalier of me but I'm sure she would have laughed as well...
Greg
’71 Westfalia, Annie ’91 Caravelle GL, Lucy Слава Україні I didn’t expect an answer, because I spoke in Spaniel, which is understood only by spaniels.
For the sake of political correctness it's time to depluralize movie and book titles...
Jaw Crow on the Orient Express
Greg
’71 Westfalia, Annie ’91 Caravelle GL, Lucy Слава Україні I didn’t expect an answer, because I spoke in Spaniel, which is understood only by spaniels. 
15-09-2022, 08:03 PM
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