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Crap Joke Thread
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07-08-2022, 05:45 PM
Greg
’71 Westfalia, Annie ’91 Caravelle GL, Lucy Слава Україні I didn’t expect an answer, because I spoke in Spaniel, which is understood only by spaniels.  
07-08-2022, 09:11 PM
I tried setting a pretty low standard, but you lot have lowered it!
10-08-2022, 08:57 PM
Greg
’71 Westfalia, Annie ’91 Caravelle GL, Lucy Слава Україні I didn’t expect an answer, because I spoke in Spaniel, which is understood only by spaniels.
Nicknames for my colleagues at work
Wicket Keeper - puts on gloves and stands back Harvey Norman - 3 years no interest Sensor Light - only works if someone walks past Noodles - thinks all jobs take 2 minutes Blister - appears when the hard work is done Showbag - full of shit Lantern - not very bright and has to be carried Deck Chair - always folds under pressure Perth - 3 hours behind everyone else G-spot - you can never find him Bushranger - holds everyone up Wheelbarrow - only works when he's pushed Limo - carries about 8 people Cordless - charges all night but only works for 2 hours
Greg
’71 Westfalia, Annie ’91 Caravelle GL, Lucy Слава Україні I didn’t expect an answer, because I spoke in Spaniel, which is understood only by spaniels. 
11-08-2022, 07:14 PM
(11-08-2022, 06:44 PM)rstucke Wrote: I know this is in the news and not good, but Hope that kick-down stand doesn’t send them flying ….. 
Cheers,
Mark It’s not oil, it’s sweat from all the horsepower ! Pit crew for : The Tardis - a ‘76 Sopru Campmobile & Herman - the ‘71 White Low Light |
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