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Crap Joke Thread
……and…..
What do you call a fish without eyes ?
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A fsh.
Cheers,
Mark
It’s not oil, it’s sweat from all the horsepower !  

Pit crew for : The Tardis - a ‘76 Sopru Campmobile
                   & Herman  - the ‘71 White Low Light
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(27-07-2022, 08:20 AM)Oldman Wrote: ……and…..
What do you call a fish without eyes ?
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A fsh.

Which brings me back to the deer joke...

What do you call a deer without eyes?

No idea.

What do you call a dear without eyes or legs?

Still no idea.

The rest of the joke involves private anatomy parts and an expletive so I'll leave it there.
Greg

’71 Westfalia, Annie
’91 Caravelle GL, Lucy
Слава Україні
I didn’t expect an answer, because I spoke in Spaniel, which is understood only by spaniels.
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……and the fella lost at sea without arms and legs…..?
Bob
Cheers,
Mark
It’s not oil, it’s sweat from all the horsepower !  

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So then there's the bloke who lies in front of your door....

Matt
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(27-07-2022, 05:56 PM)Wombatventures Wrote: So then there's the bloke who lies in front of your door....

Matt

   
Greg

’71 Westfalia, Annie
’91 Caravelle GL, Lucy
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I didn’t expect an answer, because I spoke in Spaniel, which is understood only by spaniels.
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….and the fella that takes rabbits with him, wherever he goes….
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Warren
Cheers,
Mark
It’s not oil, it’s sweat from all the horsepower !  

Pit crew for : The Tardis - a ‘76 Sopru Campmobile
                   & Herman  - the ‘71 White Low Light
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88 Blue T3 CL Caravelle
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72 Kombi Microbus
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Denial is a sign of quilt !
72
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How about the guy hanging on your wall....

Art
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Greg

’71 Westfalia, Annie
’91 Caravelle GL, Lucy
Слава Україні
I didn’t expect an answer, because I spoke in Spaniel, which is understood only by spaniels.
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