Crap Joke Thread

[Grantus]

   

T1 Terry

Except tomorrow! 

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HOW TO WALK A HUMAN

A Dog's Guide

Humans need exercise. If they don't get it, they get out of shape.
It's up to you to save them.

1. Allow your human to tether themselves to you. This keeps them from wandering off or running away.
2. Your human will probably need breaks. Be considerate and stop and sniff often.
3. Bark frequently. Human have short attention spans.
4. When you go to the bathroom, walk away. If you have trained your human correctly, they will pick it up. It is good aerobics.
5. Periodically drag your human as fast as you can. This is called Interval Training.
6. Do not allow your human shorten the walk. They are being lazy. Sit in protest if you must.
7. Once you return home, allow your human to remove their tether, then lick their face many times This is positive reinforcement for a job well done.

[Wayne Murray]

   

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[Ninga]

   
A literal crap joke…

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[Wayne Murray]

   

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[Oldman]

"Dad.....can you explain a Solar Eclipse ?
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No, son....."

[Barry]

^^^^^ Geez...................that's pretty bad even for you Mark