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(15-09-2024, 05:31 PM)Oldman Wrote: A Doyathinkhesaurus

Reminds me of that classic line from the Guide - "The Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal - a mindboggingly stupid animal, it assumes that if you can’t see it, it can’t see you!"
Greg

’71 Westfalia, Annie
’91 Caravelle GL, Lucy
Слава Україні
I didn’t expect an answer, because I spoke in Spaniel, which is understood only by spaniels.
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You can tell a lot about a woman’s mood by her hands.
For instance, if they’re holding a gun, she’s probably angry.
Vera - ‘75 Bay  
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I have a pet termite. I named him Clint.
Clint Eats Wood.
Vera - ‘75 Bay  
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(18-09-2024, 07:11 AM)Ninga Wrote: I have a pet termite. I named him Clint.
Clint Eats Wood.

   
Greg

’71 Westfalia, Annie
’91 Caravelle GL, Lucy
Слава Україні
I didn’t expect an answer, because I spoke in Spaniel, which is understood only by spaniels.
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(18-09-2024, 07:11 AM)Ninga Wrote: I have a pet termite. I named him Clint.
Clint Eats Wood.

   
Cheers,
Mark
It’s not oil, it’s sweat from all the horsepower !  

Pit crew for : The Tardis - a ‘76 Sopru Campmobile
                   & Herman  - the ‘71 White Low Light
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