07-08-2024, 04:28 PM
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Cheers Brian and Cathy
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Crap Joke Thread
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09-08-2024, 08:38 PM
Two Nuns driving through Transylvania when a vampire jumps our in front of their car.
One Nun says to the other "Show him your cross" The other Nun winds down the window and shouts "Get out of the way you stupid toothy git!" (All credit to the Vicar of Dibley)
Greg
’71 Westfalia, Annie ’91 Caravelle GL, Lucy Слава Україні I didn’t expect an answer, because I spoke in Spaniel, which is understood only by spaniels. 
10-08-2024, 05:00 PM
72 Kombi Microbus
72 Kombi Van 72 Kombi DC Ute 76 Kombi SC Ute Denial is a sign of quilt ! 72
11-08-2024, 05:52 PM
Greg
’71 Westfalia, Annie ’91 Caravelle GL, Lucy Слава Україні I didn’t expect an answer, because I spoke in Spaniel, which is understood only by spaniels. 
19-08-2024, 12:20 PM
my niece swallowed a bunch of alphabet stickers
her next trip to the toilet could spell disaster
19-08-2024, 09:04 PM
ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing? WITNESS: No.. ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor? WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar. ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless? WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.
Greg
’71 Westfalia, Annie ’91 Caravelle GL, Lucy Слава Україні I didn’t expect an answer, because I spoke in Spaniel, which is understood only by spaniels. |
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