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Crap Joke Thread
(21-07-2022, 04:24 PM)wirrah Wrote: This has special meaning. Last weekend Lynne went on a Quilting weekend/workshop. Apart from bringing home patchwork material and work she also brought home one of these little guys

Hope all is well Wirrah.

   
72 Kombi Microbus
72 Kombi Van
72 Kombi DC Ute
76 Kombi SC Ute
Denial is a sign of quilt !
72
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(20-07-2022, 06:59 AM)Oldman Wrote: Humour is always allowed David.
You did, actually report Terry’s post and it was flagged in the Admin. Section for moderation…....hence my response.
Just be careful which tabs you push on this new platform…….
……and just so you are aware…..the “@“ prefix doesn’t raise an alert on this site either.  At

Hi All,
I've been known on the last site for some 'gaffes', read mistakes & I've made my first one on this site Sad
Apologies to Admin & Wombatventures for any angst caused.
Sorry
P.S. Does this make me the first to be 'warned'?
Yesterday is History. Tomorrow a Mystery. Today is the PRESENT.
                    Pilot of "Old Boy" 76 Sopru fuel injected
                                    Copilot - Lauren
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Not yet - but you can!!   Wink

Haha
1962 Splitty "Little Red". 1974 Deluxe Bay "Spotty". 1976 Sunliner Campmobile "Josie". 1997 Golf CL. 2005 R5 Touareg. 2007 Beetle "Mickey".
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Garth

Before you criticize someone try walking a mile in their shoes - that way when you do criticize them you're a mile away and you've got their shoes!
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(21-07-2022, 09:18 PM)DavidH Wrote: Hi All,
I've been known on the last site for some 'gaffes', read mistakes & I've made my first one on this site Sad
Apologies to Admin & Wombatventures for any angst caused.
Sorry
P.S. Does this make me the first to be 'warned'?

Thanks David……and yes, you are the first to have been warned on KCA  Big Grin
Cheers,
Mark
It’s not oil, it’s sweat from all the horsepower !  

Pit crew for : The Tardis - a ‘76 Sopru Campmobile
                   & Herman  - the ‘71 White Low Light
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So true!

   
Greg

’71 Westfalia, Annie
’91 Caravelle GL, Lucy
Слава Україні
I didn’t expect an answer, because I spoke in Spaniel, which is understood only by spaniels.
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Greg

’71 Westfalia, Annie
’91 Caravelle GL, Lucy
Слава Україні
I didn’t expect an answer, because I spoke in Spaniel, which is understood only by spaniels.
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(21-07-2022, 09:18 PM)DavidH Wrote: Hi All,
I've been known on the last site for some 'gaffes', read mistakes & I've made my first one on this site Sad
Apologies to Admin & Wombatventures for any angst caused.
Sorry
P.S. Does this make me the first to be 'warned'?

I never get upset with you David. But I do wind you up!  Wink
You can keep your seat near my beanbag. Grant will keep us in line.

A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey, orders a drink and while he’s drinking it, the monkey jumps around all over, grabs some olives off the bar, eats them, grabs some sliced limes, eats them, jumps up on the pool table, grabs a cue ball, sticks it in his mouth and swallows it whole.

The bartender screams at the guy, “Did you see what your monkey just did?”
The guy says, “No, what?”
“He just ate the cue ball off my pool table, whole!” says the bartender.
“Yeah, that doesn’t surprise me.” replied the patron. “He eats everything in sight. I’ll pay for the cue ball and stuff.”
He finishes his drink, pays his bill, and leaves.
Two weeks later he’s in the bar again and he has his monkey with him.
He orders a drink and the monkey starts running around the bar again.
While the man is drinking his drink, the monkey finds a maraschino cherry on the bar.
He grabs it, sticks it up his butt, pulls it out, and eats it.
The bartender is disgusted.
“Did you see what your monkey did now?”, he asks.
“Now what?”, responds the patron.
“Well, he stuck a maraschino cherry up his butt, then pulled it out and ate it!” says the barkeeper.
“Yeah, that doesn’t surprise me.” replied the patron. “He still eats everything in sight, but ever since he ate that cue ball he measures everything first!”
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(22-07-2022, 07:38 PM)Wombatventures Wrote: I never get upset with you David. But I do wind you up!  Wink
You can keep your seat near my beanbag. Grant will keep us in line.

I doubt, or really have any urge to keep either of you two in line:  Tongue

   
88 Blue T3 CL Caravelle
91 Blue T3 Single Cab
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(22-07-2022, 08:39 PM)Grantus Wrote: I doubt, or really have any urge to keep either of you two in line:  Tongue

Join in more like it!   Big Grin
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