18-11-2022, 06:48 PM
At a conference on the supernatural, one of the speakers asks, “Who here has ever seen a ghost?”
Most of the hands go up. “And how many of you have had some form of interaction with a ghost?” About half the hands stay up.
“Okay, now how many of you have had *physical* contact with a ghost?” Three hands stay up; there’s a slight murmur in the crowd.
“Gosh, that’s pretty good. Okay, have any of you ever, uh … been *intimate* with a ghost?”
One hand stays up.
The speaker blinks. “Wow, sir, are you telling us that you’ve actually had sexual contact with a ghost?”
The fellow suddenly blushes and says, “Oh, I’m sorry … I thought you said goat!”
Most of the hands go up. “And how many of you have had some form of interaction with a ghost?” About half the hands stay up.
“Okay, now how many of you have had *physical* contact with a ghost?” Three hands stay up; there’s a slight murmur in the crowd.
“Gosh, that’s pretty good. Okay, have any of you ever, uh … been *intimate* with a ghost?”
One hand stays up.
The speaker blinks. “Wow, sir, are you telling us that you’ve actually had sexual contact with a ghost?”
The fellow suddenly blushes and says, “Oh, I’m sorry … I thought you said goat!”
Greg
’71 Westfalia, Annie
’91 Caravelle GL, Lucy
Слава Україні
I didn’t expect an answer, because I spoke in Spaniel, which is understood only by spaniels.
’71 Westfalia, Annie
’91 Caravelle GL, Lucy
Слава Україні
I didn’t expect an answer, because I spoke in Spaniel, which is understood only by spaniels.