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What's the best thing about Switzerland.....?
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I'm not sure either but the flag is a big plus.
Cheers,
Mark
It’s not oil, it’s sweat from all the horsepower !  

Pit crew for : The Tardis - a ‘76 Sopru Campmobile
                   & Herman  - the ‘71 White Low Light
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(08-07-2025, 05:03 PM)Oldman Wrote: What's the best thing about Switzerland.....?

They have clean mountains!

Greg

’71 Westfalia, Annie
’91 Caravelle GL, Lucy
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I didn’t expect an answer, because I spoke in Spaniel, which is understood only by spaniels.
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Greg

’71 Westfalia, Annie
’91 Caravelle GL, Lucy
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I didn’t expect an answer, because I spoke in Spaniel, which is understood only by spaniels.
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A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers and orders five beers……….
Cheers,
Mark
It’s not oil, it’s sweat from all the horsepower !  

Pit crew for : The Tardis - a ‘76 Sopru Campmobile
                   & Herman  - the ‘71 White Low Light
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(09-07-2025, 06:05 PM)Oldman Wrote: A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers and orders five beers……….

Based on that just wondering. If the Roman raises 3 fingers is he ordering 4 beers or 6 beers (or maybe even 3)
Greg

’71 Westfalia, Annie
’91 Caravelle GL, Lucy
Слава Україні
I didn’t expect an answer, because I spoke in Spaniel, which is understood only by spaniels.
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Every morning, I would take my cow for a long walk in my vineyard.

Yes, I herd it through the grapevine.
Greg

’71 Westfalia, Annie
’91 Caravelle GL, Lucy
Слава Україні
I didn’t expect an answer, because I spoke in Spaniel, which is understood only by spaniels.
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Why do professional athletes think I should care about what they think?

If I wanted advice from someone who chases a ball, I’d ask my dog!
Greg

’71 Westfalia, Annie
’91 Caravelle GL, Lucy
Слава Україні
I didn’t expect an answer, because I spoke in Spaniel, which is understood only by spaniels.
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Did you hear that the inventor of "Fairy Bread" has recently passed away ?
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They're expecting hundreds and thousands at the funeral.
Cheers,
Mark
It’s not oil, it’s sweat from all the horsepower !  

Pit crew for : The Tardis - a ‘76 Sopru Campmobile
                   & Herman  - the ‘71 White Low Light
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Greg

’71 Westfalia, Annie
’91 Caravelle GL, Lucy
Слава Україні
I didn’t expect an answer, because I spoke in Spaniel, which is understood only by spaniels.
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